Hayden Panettiere
People ask me how can I have pics of her showing cleavage or call her pics 'leggy' when she was only 17 years old. Or that it's perverted to show a countdown clock to the day when she is legal. Why do I feel the need to publish pics I deem as hot of a 'minor'? I have one very simple answer. White 17 to present date, she is dating a guy who is 21 and who happens to be that douchebag from that Laguna Beach show on MTV a couple years ago (his name is irrelevant and isn't worthy enough to be mentioned on this great website). This guy is probably banging her and her Mom either knows and accepts it or she is in denial and chooses not to face the facts. Either way, her Mom doesn't care if a guy in his 20's is dating her underage daughter. Well if she doesn't care about that, then in my estimation, she shouldn't have any problem with me calling her daughter a hottie or showing pics of her bending over. Nuff said. Happy 18th Hayden, lets bone!!

WWE Diva Torrie Wilson
I haven't watched WWE in a longggg time but the other day I checked it out and holy shit, Torrie Wilson looks like a completely different person! What the hell happened to the voluptuous, gorgeous girl next door? My favorite 'Diva' of all time has had her lips done, a nose job and she has gone on some kind of crazy Jenna Jamieson diet that has completely erased all of her feminine curves. Her face, which was my favorite aspect of her has been changed. She now looks like her less pretty half-sister to another dad. I just don't understand what these women are thinking. Millions of men got blood flow at the very site of her and her Playboy pics, yet she felt like she had to change for some reason. Note to women: if its a proven fact that men find you attractive, you DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ANYTHING!!! Don't fix it if it's not broken! You do not have to be thin as a rod to be attractive! Don't blame men for this idea!

Mickey Avalon
You gotta have a a listen to this guy's 'music'. He's a white dude who kinda raps like an old school hip hopper named Funkdubiest. When I first saw him, I seriously thought he was a tranny. He has a giant bird tat on his upper chest, 'Thank You' written below the belt line, he weighs about 137 which could be from drug & alcohol abuse and his face is a cross between Howard Stern Wack Packer 'Ellegant' Elliot Offen and a cheap Atlantic City cross-dressing hooker, but uglier . But I do have to say that after listening to his stuff, it's surprisingly catchy even though the beats and the rest of the backing track sounds like something made in his basement with a Casio keyboard. And the guy can rap too! That's not saying much though is it? It takes real talent to sing and play instruments but to rap? Anyone can rap! This guy proves that fact!

Avalon's songs not only stick in your head for hours after listening, they are also fun to listen to. What was this guy injecting that made him come up with some of this stuff? One of my favs is 'Mr Right" .

Somethin' smells fishy and I don't know what
But I got a hunch it's your lady
I'm little bit country and a little bit punk
I got a Pistol named Sunny that whisltes when he's rubbed
The wrong way

Not really thoughts coming from a rocket scientist but hey it's entertainment.

Michael Vick
I was happy to hear Vick plead guilty today. The only bad part is that apparently hewill only face a year in jail instead of the 20 he could have faced if he plead innocent and was then convicted. This guy needs to be locked away for a long time for what he did to those dogs. I'll never understand why a guy in his position would ruin their lives like this?. Having tens of millions of dollars isn't enough? There are plenty of things out there to amuse himself instead of financing dog fights, like playing the newly released Madden 08, filling his garage with pinball machines, paying hookers to put him in a diaper, throwing crumpled up dollars at strippers, getting free drinks for keeping a minimum of 20 bucks in the video poker machine, booze, exotic pets, trips to the Caribbean, drugs, porn, wagering on NBA games or even surfing DeansPlanet.Com... And what kind of person would 'drown' a dog because they didn't perform well enough? What a sick mother fucker. And on the NFL Network they are discussing when and if he can return to the gridiron!! WHAT! This loser and his corn-rows should never be given the privilege of stepping onto the field again in any capacity! Strap bombs on this pig and drop him into Iraq!!