Kim Kardashian In Playboy
About a month ago my buddy informed me that Kim Kardashian was going to do a special celeb 'spread' in Playboy magazine. I was actually shocked, I'm normally up to date on such news... Kim is currently one of my favorite broads and even though I saw her get boned every which way in her sex tape by that no-name, reject brother of a no talent loser, I was looking forward to seeing a nice clear shot of those massive cans, something the sex tape had failed to provide.

As I approached my mailbox earlier this month, I had butterflies, I kinda knew that it was time to get my next issue. I opened door to the mailbox and there it was it all of its all black sleeved-discreet glory, my new issue of Playboy. And yep, Kim was on the cover and damn she looked hot. I quickly attempted to make my way to her pics, dodging cologne ads, those annoying subscription cards and I even bypassed the Playmate of the Month, there is plenty of time in the future to spend with her.

When I got to what I was looking for, my jaw dropped. Not because those luscious melons left me speechless, the reason for my shock is that Playboy has bamboozled us once again. Kim's pics suck!! We do not get a look at her naked rack together! There is one shot of her left tit but the other one is covered. This is even worse than putting Jessica Alba on the cover a couple years ago but then not delivering the goods! Kim has pulled of the heist of the century! She was able to get dough from Hef without hardly getting naked. She could have done the same thing in Maxim mag but they wouldn't have paid for it! All we have is a Stuff magazine shoot, but it's in Playboy!

I'm guessing they have paid her at least 500,000 if not a million. They even call her 'savvy' in the article which is the perfect description for this chick. She isn't as dumb as she looks or as idiotic as her close friends.

What a monumental let-down..

The Departed
How freakin' good is this flick? It has been on Comcast's HD On Demand this month which has led to me watch it an additional 5 more times. The funny thing is that I hate almost all of the main actors. But this movie is so good, that my hatred for Leo, Damon, Baldwin and Marky Mark are lost for 2 hours (the hate does return about 26 minutes after the credits). It's perfectly logical because Damon, who plays a crooked cop, is the ' bad guy', whick makes me hate him even more! Leo is pretty good playing an undercover State Trooper who infultrates the Irish mob. I actually care if he survives unlike his character in Blood Diamond. And damn, Alec Baldwin, who plays another cop, is downright GREAT in his performance. Marky Mark did a good job as well in the flick. Not once did I want to sing the chorus to 'Good Vibrations'.

So, I think this flick actually lands in the exclusive list of my all time favorite movies, and that's saying a lot. The Departed joins now shares that list along with Star Wars, Goodfellas, The Godfather & Shaving Ryan's Privates.

That Stacy London Broad
Just when I thought a talk show couldn't get more ridiculous or a talk show host couldn't be more annoying than Tyra Banks, TLC's 'What Not To Wear' Stacy London now has her own show. You may know this chick from channel surfing, she has a show with a flamingly gay dude where they take ugly chicks only and gives them a makeover. If that doesn't ring a bell, you may remember her from her disctinctive one strand of gray hair that hangs in the front of her black mop. Anyway, I only caught a couple minutes of one show (that's all I could take), and Rebecca Romijn was the guest. I didn't know this but she plays a trannie on Ugly Betty. I got news for all you morons out there, trannies DON'T LOOK LIKE REBECCA! Did I mention that Stacy acts like a 14 year old girl? Her catch phrase is that she says 'OH SHUT UP!'. ZZZzzz...

Speaking of her other show 'What Not To Wear', if you ever get a chance to catch this, the makeup chick on that show is the hottest chick ever. Her name is Carmindy and she reminds me of Cameron Diaz if she had never hit the wall. The only good pic of her I could find is here.