Jamie Lynn Spears
People are making a big deal out of her getting pregnant at the age of 16. Sure it's a bit shocking but all you have to do is go to Wal-Mart on any given day and you can see the same thing. Her pregnancy is supposedly raising a lot of issues. The fact is, teenage pregnancy has been on the decline in this country so lets not let this have a negative impact on our country.

Jamie will pop the little brat out and everything will be fine. She has the money and she will still have her career waiting for her when she wants to come back. Heck, she may even have a career during the pregnancy. The Disney Channel is talking about having a 'pregnancy special' of some sorts. Britney's outrageous behavior and mistreatment of her kids haven't stopped people from buying her new album. But Jamie definitely needs to come out and make a statement, something to the effect that she made a mistake but she will deal with it. That's all, no biggie.

And on one of those celeb tv shows I overheard those idiots say something about 'Jamie Lynn keeping the baby'. Do you think she would be able to abort it with all of the media up her ass? She doesn't really have an option at this point other than to keep it. Smart girl.

Then we have to deal with the 18 year old who didn't use a jimmy hat and shot the load in her. Most of the media outlets are raising the question as to whether it is legal or not considering Jamie is only 16. Last time I checked for myself, California's legal consent for sex age is 18, so I think this kid needs to face the music. If this dude showed up on 'To Catch A Predator', Chris Hanson would have his ass arrested.

Chris Benoit Murdered?
There is some crazy shit going on in the wrestling world these days. Internet conspiracy theorists have made some wild accusations that Chris Benoit, the WWE wrestler who offed himself along with his wife and child, was murdered by former wrestling and real-life rival Kevin Sullivan. Sullivan was once married to Benoit's wife, but after writing it into a wrestling storyline where she leaves him for Benoit, it actually happened in the real world.

Former wrestler Johnny Angel, who now goes by Rev. Johnny Lee Clary makes the following points:

• Sullivan's satanic worshiping gimmick wasn't really a gimmick and he is currently a high ranking member of the Satanic Church.
• According to Clary, it's a fact that Sullivan said that he was going to kill Benoit 10 years ago.
• Sullivan could have carried these murders out as an act of revenge.
• Benoit was to become champion again that next week. Why would he kill himself right before he would once again be on top of the wrestling world?
• "He could have entered the home, with an accomplice or accomplices and held the Benoit’s at gunpoint, Sullivan could have then bound up Nancy, and made Benoit and his son watch as he strangled the life out of her. Then the next day after making Benoit and his son spend the day in agony, murdered Benoit’s little boy because of his hatred for the offspring of Benoit and Nancy. Then he could have made Benoit wait an entire day before killing him to by hanging him in the basement."
• The bible left at the scene could have been a 'bizarre calling card' in which a Satanist could have planted.
• Clary also questions why Benoit would tie up his wife before killing her?

If you have at least ten cups of coffee in you, check out this 3 part vid on YouTube which some dude in the UK discusses this theory as well.

I love to read about these conspiracy theories but I think this case is closed. A murder-suicide is what happened in that house on that night.

My Girls Next Door
A new season has begun and after thinking about it long and hard, I have changed my opinion on who is the overall hottest chick between Bridget, Holly & Kendra.

Way back when the show first hit the small screen I was a big fan of Bridget's. She had an amazing natural rack and a very pretty face. I also thought she was the most genuine and sweetest. My next favorite was Kendra. Even though her laugh would have driven me to muzzle her and her intelligence level reaches that of my 10 year old niece, her body and overall sluttyness put her in second place. I never really liked Holly. I looked at her as the main gold-digger which probably clouded my judgment on her.

So we are now 3 or 4 episodes into the new season of the show and I have made a complete turnaround. Hands down, my favorite of the three is now Holly! How can she go from last to first you may ask? Let me elaborate...

I am completely tired of listening to Kendra talk and laugh and hear her explain how athletic she thinks she is. I was looking at her body this season and it's just too hard for me. She is built like a gymnastics chick. I don't want a broad who has more muscles than myself. This has placed her in dead last with no hopes of a comeback.

Bridget isn't looking as good to me either this season. I think she is getting a little old in the face and seems to be a bit out of shape. Still, she is more tolerable than Kendra and I still want to get my hands on that great rack of hers. She is now my second favorite of the three.

Coming in first is Holly. She's looking really good lately. I like her body the best now, it's nice and plump. She's not as athletically thin as Kendra but she is in better shape than Bridget. I love how she walks around with her butt crack hanging out. That really gets the blood flowing if you know what I mean.