boink: College Sex by the People Having It
The editors of boink magazine have compiled quite a collection of 'Penthouse Forumish' sensual stories that really got my girlfriend going if you know what I mean. But like most men, erotic literature is not really my thing. I need some visual stimulation. Luckily it's also filled with some very nice soft core porn, tastefully and beautifully shot.

The young ladies they got to take it off is truly amazing. The co-ed next door types they have doing college girl on girl, hot lesbian are some of the hottest I have ever seen (sorry pervs, no crotch shots or penetration). The only bad thing was, without warning, as I enjoying the book, I came across a couple solo photoshoots of some entirely too nude dudes. I was wondering why I couldn't get the book back from my girlfriend so I could check it out! And hey, there are also some erotic stories for all you homosexuals out there, there is something for everyone!

This book makes me want to go back to college and pick up those credits I need to graduate!

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TV Ad Pollution
I'm getting a tad pissed about all of these new on-screen ads some 'networks' use to promote shows and for station identification purposes. Do we have to constantly be reminded of what station we are watching? I'm trying to watch one of my favorite daytime judges, Judge Mathis when I noticed a MASSIVE ad on the upper right hand corner for that Pussycat Dolls reality show appeared on screen.

Look at that shit below.. I know what show I'm watching, I don't need to know the temperature, nor do I need to know the freakin' time. And if you need to promote a show for 8+ hours, it's probably not worth watching.

American Idol So Far
Thank you America Idol viewers for voting off Kady Malloy and her massive rack last night. And on a sincere note, thanks for not keeping the next Sanjayah, Danny Noriega on the show. What a fiasco that would have been. I believe that the video that surfaced of him saying that he 'hopes Santa Claus rapes your fucking Mother' had a lot to do with it. See the idiot make those comments here.

Another guy deserving the boot was, Luke Menard, that guy who sang 'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go'. HAHA! This guy actually thought he could sing! Was there any doubt he was going to get the boot? It seemed that the judges learned from last year and closely scrutinized the contestants and their abilities but somehow this loser slipped through the cracks.

Paula seems high on some even stronger stuff than last year. She told that chick who sang 'I Wanna Dance With Somebody', that this is the first day in their new career or of the rest of their life or whatever. She said the same to Menard. If you can't make the Top Ten on American Idol, you don't deserve a career in singing.

Now I don't know who I'm going to root for in the top 12. I guess I'm going to have to start voting for Kristy Lee Cook, the other blonde who sang the country version of Journey's 'Faithfully'. All of the guys suck except for David Archuleta. If he wins, what kind of music would he sing? Isn't he doomed for the same obscurity that has found Taylor Hicks?

I think David Cook and his strong rock voice has a chance. Voters may realize they made a mistake with Chris Daughtry and realize that a rocker can win this competition.