It all began in some class at the gym where we sat together on the sidelines. The beautiful Scarlett handed me a twinkie which i opened up and ate with a smile. I looked at her and we both started laughing at the fact that I was at the gym eating a twinkie. Now that I think about it, it doesn't seem that strange.
After the class we sat and talked some more. At one point, I told this guy next to us that she was an actress. This proved to be a mistake because she got pissed, so I told the guy who asked what she been in that she did some local productions of Our Town and Guys and Dolls at the local theater called the Fulton Opera House. She smiled and seemed impressed by how quick I came up with that. I felt at this point that there was a real connection between us.
I told her what movies I loved her in, Lost In Translation ( I lied), Ghost World (actually loved this flick), etc.. And I told her that she is a great talk show guest... she agreed. I then said that she is probably my favorite guest on the Letterman show of all time. I also said how she always looks hot on the red carpet. At this point she was just nodding her head and seemed bored. I didn't really know how to react because most women I talk to are captivated by me and my conversation. Then I said how my favorite pics of her is when she was recently wearing a red dress to a premiere. She seemed confused about what I was talking about but she said, "I think that was some Disney event." I knew that wasn't it but I agreed anyway because she was looking soooo freakin' hot. Let me add that she had much shorter hair this day, it was almost an inch above her shoulders. Now I'm never one to encourage women to cut their hair and wear it short, but in this case, it was so full of body and it framed her face well.
We then started walking on what turned out to be one of those outside strip malls and some people recognized her. They took some pics and we were then on our way to my car (in my mind our destination was my brother's hot tub then back to my crib for some Naked Twister then "Hide The Tip". I realized that we walked the wrong way so we had to go back past the picture taking people. They started snapping again and Scarlet seemed to really get bothered. This time though she almost started a frenzy, they wouldn't stop talking pic so I grabbed her hand and we ran, just like in the movies ;) I took her through this shortcut to the parking, we evaded most but some dudes still followed. I saw the one guy coming a hellin' so I hid, then jumped out and pushed the him down to the ground and said leave her alone... His gay throwaway camera went flying!! Feeling very proud, I turned around to get Scarlett's approval. She seemed sorta shocked that I did that but happy that I took care of this pesty photographer. So, it's onto my my car then home where I hopefully will get some for being so brave.
Then I woke up!!!!!!
