Project Runway
I'm not gay, seriously I'm not. But I love this freakin' show. Maybe it's the fact that anything  can happen. Maybe it's because Heidi Klum's pregnant hotness is paraded around at the end of each challenge. I especially enjoyed this week's episode where a designer threw something together in 2 minutes and the judges called it great and something you would see in a Vogue photo shoot. This goes to show you that most shit you see on the runway and in fashion mags do not translate into everyday life attire. Huh? Seriously though folks, there is this really cute blond designer named Alison who I have my eye on. My early favorite is a black dude named Michael Knight. Why do I think he will win? Because he shares his name with 'Knight Rider' mutha fucka!
Big Love
The most bizarre show on TV recently wrapped up its first season but I plan on reliving it with OnDemand until a new installment comes around in the fall. The show centers around Bill Paxton's character 'Bill', a polygamist and large hardware store chain owner and his daily attempts to hide his illegal lifestyle while battling his arch nemesis, who happens to be the father of wife #2. Sound confusing? Yes it is. Highlights of the season included Bill's trip to the Doc to get some Viagara. Maybe there should be an age limit on polygamy. Another aspect of the show I thoroughly enjoyed was the fact there was a chance that we could see nudity at any time, including furburgerage. Thanks Chloe Sevigny!! (Although seeing her giving that dude a blow job in 'The Blue Bunny' sort of takes away from her mystery.) Hopefully next season they will show us more of Gennifer Goodwin, who you may remember as Johnny Cash's first wife in 'I Walk The Line'. I'd take her over that Reese Witherspoon broad anyway. The best they could do with Gennifer was a nice little shot of her in white granny panties and a tank top.
Work Out
Bravo's new reality show centers around a club in LA, the trainers and Jackie Warner, owner and managing director of Sky Sport and Spa . My favorite part so far is watching this really slutty hot chick named Rebecca Cardon, who you may remember from The Amazing Race 6. She has without a doubt one of the hottest little asses I have ever seen. She likes to show pics of her boyfriend's penis at work and she never turns down a chance to feel up her clients, male or female. Other hot chicks include Erika who has great lips and body that wont quit, but she is basically a buttaface and Zen, a 34 year old hottie with short hair and a tight frame. The rest of the trainers are male and are either really gay or really homophobic. In one of the first couple episodes, Brian, a total meathead and drama queen (he is straight though), got seriously jealous of the new gay guy Jesse and exploded on him for calling Rebecca a slut when it was obvious that he was just kidding around. Another great storyline is the relationship or lack of, between Jackie and her lesbian lover (who is obviously the man in the relationship). After a night of partying with her trainers, which was supposed to be a retreat to learn a new workout routine, Jackie invited her girlie over for dinner capped off by a little carpet munching. Her girlfriend was pissed that she didn't call her and basically accused her of gap-lapping another chick. You think your women is nuts? Imagine being a woman who is dating another woman. Now that's trouble and that makes GREAT TV!! Inked
Ah, a new season is upon us and although the first couple episodes that centered around Cory's goofy white rapper assistant whose name I have already forgotten, I still get all excited when it's time for a new episode. The best part of the new season is a hot new counter chick named Jenn Dabbs. She has a great rack, gorgeous face and she is covered in ink and as Dizzle said, she is ont of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. She is like the hottest Suicide Girl ever multiplied by 10. Surprisingly gone from the shop is Thomas, the short tempered artist who also helped run the shop and was pretty much the backbone of the whole operation. He's now running Ministry of Ink a company that sells apparel and artwork he designed. You can buy all of his goodies at Hot Topic, which we all know is the scariest spot at the mall, besides maybe the video game store. Artist Twig is still around talking shit about everyone (including my dream girl Jenn) and Clark is still doing kick ass work despite the use of only one eye. That has to affect your depth perception, no?
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Shows I'm No Longer Digging
King Of Cars
I liked this show, which is shot at a the number one Dodge dealership in Las Vegas in the beginning but it got old really quick. How many shows can you make centered around someone selling cars? Does that fact that Joe Schmo might get fired because he isn't meeting his quota excite me? And the GM of the show, the guy they call 'Chop' is such a douche. He drives around in his pimped Dodge Magnum like it's a BMW or Caddy. I don't see this show lasting another season. They are already stretching for storylines like a couple weeks ago when they decided to have a talent show! Whoa, that's ground breaking TV!! I bet I know a talent they are good at, how about cleaning up and selling a piece of shit lemon while pawning it off as a great deal which is way below the Kelly Blue Book price. These guys are the modern day Larry Dallas!
Deadwood
I started watching this show thru OnDemand and really got into it. The first season where they started introducing all of the main characters was really cool and kept me interested. But once that was all said and done, the show never seemed to go anywhere and the storylines became a bore. This season, its third and last seems to come at a good time, the show has lost its steam. |
