| Tom
Mabe, the original anti-telemarketing phony phone caller,
is back with an incredibly funny CD, "A Wake-Up Call
for Telemarketers". But this time, Tom goes on the
offensive as he
messes with the minds of unsuspecting telemarketers.
The
best calls from the album are the 6 that were made during
a telemarketing convention in Washington DC. Tom drove
up from Louisville and checked into the same hotel as the
telemarketers. Then, when the clock stuck 3AM, he
started calling them in their rooms, trying to
sell them shit... We then hear, "Do
you know what time it is" and "I
don't appreciate being called at this hour",
but this time these remarks are coming from the telemarketers
not us.
The
best call is "Sleeping Pills".
He calls a telemarketing broad in her room and asks,
Sleepy
Telemarketer:
"Hello..."
Tom: "Hi this is Tom
Mabe from Sleepy Sleep Aids with a special offer a sleeping
pill which guarantees a good night's rest mam, how are you
doing this evening?"
Sleepy Telemarketer: "What?"
Tom: "Mam, do you
ever find yourself unable to sleep at night?"
Sleepy Telemarketer: This
is ridiculous, don't call people this early.
Tom: Mam, its 4AM and your
awake, if I could just get your credit card number.
Sleepy Telemarketer: It's
4 in the BLEEEPING morning, "BLEEEP you"
My
other favorite track is Rock-A-Bye- Baby.
Tom calls the unsuspecting telemarketer at 4AM and acts
as if he was calling from the front desk. He asks
what time is his wake up call. Then calls back and asks
his room number. The telemarketer gets pissed and
says, "I think this
is very unprofessional, I'm going to have trouble going
back to sleep as it is. I have a full day of events
tomorrow. My company's here". But
Tom is very unsympathetic. He calls back once and
again and offers an apology and then proceeds to sing a
lullaby. That's where the call ends.
In
addition to the classic calls, the hilarity continues as
he get to hear some clips from Tom's stand-up act &
a new version of the classic Booger Pickin' Man,
this time mixed with a funky hip-hop feel.
A Wake-Up Call for Telemarketers"
is another
classic from Tom Mabe. He continues to make prank call CDs
that can be listened to and enjoyed over and over again,
never getting old.
And
for this, DeansPlanet.Com thanks you Tom.
You
can read Dean S. Planet's interview of Tom here. |