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by
Dean, Editor In Chief,
DeansPlanet.Com |
Top
10 Wackiest Hollywood Hookups of 2002 |
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10.
Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards 
Imagine the amount of stink and disease that now calls home
to Denise's private areas and pubic region. Poor girl, she
actually thinks that old Charlie is still cool. |
9.
Dave Navarro & Carmen Electra
Carmen is a lost soul . Her self asteem is hurting and her
judgement is blurred. Just take a look at her choice of boyfriends
and her new fiance Dave Navarro. Dumb broad. |
8.
Ben Affleck & Jennifer -J-Lo- Lopez
Serial bride J-Lo surprised me when she strayed from the dark
meat and was seen with Affleck. I predict that Ben will back
out before the wedding bells ring. |
7.
Justin Timberlake & Janet Jackson
A 40 year old crazy black broad goes out with a 21 year old
boy band homo. Sounds perfectly normal to me. Word is that
she took some nude shots of him for her brother Jacko. |
6.
Jack Nickleson & Laura Flynn Boyle
Wow, talk about a wacko broad... Apparently food depravation
has serious effects on your brain as well as your body. Jack
is playing this stick figure for the fool that she is. |
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5.
Woody Allen & Soon-Yi
This isn't a new relationship, but it cracks me up that
Woody friggin Allen is married to his adoptive daughter. How
is he not in jail? This guy is one sick mother f-er. |
4.
Test (Andrew Martin) & Stacey Keibler
 Nobody
can figure this out. The long legged diva once known as Ms.
Handcock is dating the horse faced freak from the WWE. Oh
yeah, she also dated Flair's son David. |
3.
Eminem & Kim Basinger
What in the hell is Mrs. Baldwin thinking? Did Alec bang the
sense OUT of her? Talk about a Freudian
slip. Did Marshal give it to Basinger to get back at his Mom.
F-You Debbie!! |
2.
Moby & Natalie Portman
The young beauty and the old, bald, geeky, freak. Doesn't
she realize that nobody listens to techno? Damn,
just think, he has seen her crack, live and in person... |
1.
Nick Cage & Lisa Marie Presley
Once a cool guy and good actor, Mr. Elvis wannabe went off
the deep end in search of having The King's grandchild.
And to think, she made him sell his comic
book collection.
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