Stripperella, Spike TV
Stan Lee, what are you thinking? Pam Anderson does the voice for the animated hero on the show, but what good is her being involved in this project if WE CANT LOOK AT HER? I will never understand how dudes can get all excited over sexy cartoon chics. That's some weird stuff. When has Pam done anything good, something worth actually watching a full episode instead of just 4 minutes as you are flipping the channels? Baywatch was silly, V.I.P. was hardly must see TV and that flick she was in, Barbwire is a video store brick. Her best performance to date is obviously when she played the role of herself in the Pam & Tommy Home Video. Animate that and maybe I'll watch. Pamela Anderson Lee, you are no Jessica Rabbit.

The Soup, The E! Channel
This show is The E Channel's weekly attempt at wrapping up celebrity news. Part of the problem is that everything they talk about is OLD NEWS. Anyone who follows celeb stuff and has a computer and reads this website, already know about this stuff. Another problem is Joel McHale who is one unfunny host. Where did they get this guy. He fumbles his words, messes up jokes and even when he gets through one nobody laughs. OK maybe a few people do but it's out of pitty. I almost feel bad for the guy. It's like watching a stand up comedian bomb on stage. Here is an example of a brilliant joke from the show
Best Couple: John Cusack and Alexandra Kerry
"John has been allegedly courting Presidential candidate John Kerry's daughter Alexandra. In fact, Cusack spent much of last night standing outside of Kerry's Massachusetts home holding a boom box over his head blaring a Peter Gabriel song." *crickets chirping*.
E! missed big with this one. Instead of this show being a beautifuly spawned baby of its predicessor Talk Soup, it merely ended up beiing its redheaded step-child.

Extreme Makeover, ABC
I have only seen a couple episodes, but it seems as if each week the people they find have steadily become uglier. I wonder if they have gotten someone who was ugly, then tried to make them look better but they just couldn't achieve the goal. The problem with this show is the uglies, don't really end up looking that much better. In fact, if you take a look at that Swan show, none of them would look good to you after you had your beer goggles on at the local dive bar down around the corner. And besides all of that, like most reality show, it's the same thing week after week. They can never introduce anything new to the show to keep it interesting. Oh wait, they have done that, kinda. There is now Extreme Makeover: Home Edition!

Pimp My Ride, MTV
A coffee maker in the front seat? A river flowing through the middle of the car? A shoe rack? Who would want that shit in their car? It would be cool for about one trip to the supermarket then it would get old, break and now you are stuck with something stupid. Sure they do nice body work but with all the extras inside, these cars wouldn't last 5 minutes parked outside of Wal-Mart, well the one closest to my crib anyway. It has now become a show about who can out the wackiest stuff in a car. Also the fake enthusiasm of some of the car owners is sickening. I'll let you in on a secret. These people just don't open the door, have Kurupt show up and take their car. These people know well in advance about their car being taken. This show exposes the shallowness of the newest MTV generation. One lucky car owner, after marveling the paint job, commented, "It matches my hair color!". Ugh.

Late Night With David Letterman
I used to really love Dave, but I can't bare to watch his show anymore. The old guy needs to retire. He seems out of the loop and distant. Recently Pam Anderson was a guest. I had a hard time staying tuned in. Dave talked about how much higher he sat in his chair, about how she didn't actually write her own book and seemed to be totally star struck by the blonde bombshell. Near the end of the interview, out of pity, Pam mentioned that Dave was handsome. Instead of making a joke about or making light of the comment, he got all serious and said well thank you. And you know its bad when the unfunny loser on NBC has beaten you in the ratings for two years straight.

The CBS Evening News with Dan Rather
Unbiased? I think not. This dude should resign for the false papers he pushed on the people. Does anyone actually watch the evening news anymore? With the Internet, CNN and FOX news, there really isn't a reason to sit down at 6 and watch this biased, liberal newscast. He said "I apologize" but to who Dan? President Bush? The American people? Give me a break gramps. This dude is 71 years old and just like Letterman, I think its time he threw in the towel, for the good of America :)