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by Dean, Editor In Chief,
DeansPlanet.Com
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Calista,
Zito & Eminem |
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 Human
stick figure Calista Flockhart announced last week that
she has adopted a baby boy. Rumor has it that the reason
that she adopted was to make her feel better about herself
and she hopes that it will make her stay on Ally Mcbeal
longer. The real reason why she adopted, was that she is
afraid to gain the weight associated with pregnancy. I can't
believe nobody has picked up on this. She has stated that
she is inviting all of her friends over for a naming party
this week.
DeansPlanet's Vote: T-Bone
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 It
looks like the FCC is the least of Howard Stern's worries
these days. On his birthday show, Chuck
Zito, member of Hells Angels, actor on the HBO
show OZ, and ex boxer, confronted him about a series of comments
that he made in reference to his personal life and the HA..
Howard sounded frightened and shaken up as he tried to continue
the rest of the show. His only hope is that it was a hoax,
set up by Stuttering John or another show personality as a
goof. There is no doubt that Howard will lose a lot of sleep
this weekend, thinking about how Chuck will get even. Will
he hit him with a left or a right? Chuck has already knocked
Van Damm on his ass in a highly publicize scrap at the New
York strip club Scores.Howard narrowly escaped bodily injury
early in 2000 as he talked his way out of an ass beating from
Mr.
T, when he kept talking about his mom. |
 It
seems that rapper Eminem makes more enemies than Oscar Myer
makes bologna. His latest feud has been reported to be with
shock rap rockers the Insane
Clown Posse. On Eminem's latest release, he has a skit
where be disses the ICP. They have responded, "When we
dis Eminem, we know that is really hurts him. We have been
around since 89' in Detriot (Eminem's hometown also), and
he used to paint his face and be in the front row of our shows,
pumping his fist." The ICP countered Eminem's diss with
the song "Slim Anus", where they remade Slim Shady,
with a Eminem sound-a-like, it has been making it rounds on
Napster, so check it
out. |
 On
a quick note, I wanted to welcome back the King Of 80's Rock,
Axl Rose, who recently played a gig with his new band in Rio.
They played all the classics and 4 off GNR's highly anticipated
new album, "Chinese Democracy", whatever the hell
that is supposed to mean. Welcome Back Axl!!! |
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