Chyna
is the most recent casualty in the revolving door that pro
wrestling diva-ism has evolved into. She was released by
the WWF for supposedly asking for too much money in contract
negotiations. Unless she plays her cards right, Vince's
"9th wonder of the world" could end up as the
9th person in the unemployment line. Her first post Titan
project is an unfinished website called Body
By Joani. If you go to the site and check her calendar
of events, you will see that "Mamma Sita" is very
busy this month making personal appearances at baseball
card shops. If she could sing and dance, Chyna could join
The Nitro Girls in their current project.
That's
right, Tygress, Chae, Spice, Fyre, and Paisley in an attempt
to capitalize on the current bubble
gum pop phenomenon, have formed a singing group. Diversity5
(D5) is their name, get it; all the members have different
ethnic backgrounds. Pretty freakin clever. From the looks
of their website,
they have only managed to put together a CD Maxi-single
containing two tracks, and one "hot poster" which
has a whopping 4 dollar price tag. Surprisingly, they only
have one gig lined up this year. Did I mention that they
do bachelor parties? Buy hey, you gotta work with what your
mamma gave you right? Well that's exactly what our next
two divas are doing with their careers.
Even
the most successful diva of all time is having problems
during her post-wrestling career. At first glance of of
her website,
Sable appears to be a very busy woman. She "stars"
in an upcoming movie "Ariana's Quest" and is featured
in a comic book "10th Muse", which is published
by Image comics. The comic is billed as "Greek Mythology
in modern day world". No doubt her flick will go straight
to video and get lost in the shuffle. The comic sounds cool
but anyone can get a comic these days, even the Insane Clown
Posse has one. The best thing for Sable to do right now
would be to try to get back in Playboy and make some more
dough.
In
the most shocking turn for a diva, Sunny AKA Tammy Sytch
and Missy Hyatt
can now be found posing nude exclusively on a porn site
called Wrestling
Vixxxens. I am still in a state of astonishment. In
case you didn't know, before Sable, Lita, or Trish, there
was Sunny. She was a WWF diva before they even came up with
the concept. I can see Hyatt being involved in something
like this, but Sunny seemed more wholesome. Good acting
job Tammy!! Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying that this
is a bad thing. This is a dream come true for most wrestling
fans, but I think that both Hyatt and Sunny may be just
a bit past their time for this venture to work out.
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